Is there a law against entering someone good into Eurovision?
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When I was a kid my Nanny always used to say to say to me “Don’t eat that, you’ll spoil your dinner.” Idk, I don’t think it’s possible to ruin food with food.
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- Nolan: Let's put out another Dark Knight Rises trailer.
- Fans: Will we finally find out what the movie is about?
- Nolan: lol
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A man preaching on the street today said “There should only be one currency in the world and that currency should be love.” Great idea, that way I would be both unloved and broke.
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Best bit of Avengers. ok.
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- Thor: Do you even have any idea what is going on here?
- Iron Man: I thought it was Shakespeare In The Park. Dotheth your mother know you wear-eth her drapes?
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“Tell me something sweet to get me by”
“Tell me what other A Day To Remember songs you know…”
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Imagine Hulk in a mosh pit. Fuck!
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- Boy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
- Girl: No, why do guys keep asking that? They don't just fuck you out of there and let you free fall to earth like a dead bird. They like give you a parachute and a rocket ship and stuff.
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