I find it difficult to have a conversation with my mum. She’ll call me up and say something like ‘I can’t believe the council has moved the bins to Tuesday now’ and all I want to scream is ‘Mum, I came out of your vagina, let’s not pretend that’s normal.’
-Simon Amstell
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