You can’t ruin friendship with sex. That’s like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.
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Memory loss: The free prize at the bottom of every bottle of vodka
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- Amy Farrah Fowler: Are you familiar with the recent study of Tanzania chimpanzees?
- Penny: No, but I can name all the Kardashians.
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