That photo of the cute couple with 8,000 notes

That photo of the couple having sex with 12,000 notes

That photo of the old couple kissing with 6,700 notes

That photo of the emo guy with 23,000 notes

That photo of the sexy girl sticking her tongue out with 33,000 notes

That photo of boobs with 104,000 notes

That photo of a Mcdonalds meal with 55,000 notes

That photo of a camera with 24,000 notes

That photo of a cat with 30,000 notes

That photo of a sweater with 88,000 notes

That photo of me with 0 notes

We could be talking, laughing, smiling, smoking cigarettes, dancing in the middle of the road, watching the sun go down, singing along to our favourite song, kissing in my car, drive as far away from this place as possible, chasing our dreams, drinking beers, sharing cigarettes in bed, comforting each other, experiencing the world together.

This could be our life.

Tell me that you don’t want this?

And yet no one seems to celebrate it…

Does anyone even say “snog” any more? It’s such a disgusting word. I also hate the words “Meet” and “Pull” to refer to kissing, as far as I’m concerned if you’re going to use those words you may as well go about saying “Our tongues ‘helicoptered’” or “I ‘plugged’ that”. We really need a new word for making out.